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Help! The Kids Are Taking OverDavid Leonhardt Once upon a time, I harbored a quaint notion of child development. In the my imaginary world, children eventually transmogrified into those horror-movie monsters called teenagers. They would overrun the house for a few years, scorching and pillaging along the way...but leaving no lasting damage that a new mortgage and a five-year Caribbean cruise couldnt fix. They would then transmogrify into wistful longings and fond memories of when they were just babies – when the parents were still in control. My innocent notions have been sliced, diced and fed to that green creature so loyally following Captain Hook across the seven seas. My daughters are still both toddlers, and already their mutiny is almost complete. Little Lady is just three-and-a-half. Two days ago, she took over the kitchen. "No. Dont sit there. Thats Lulus chair." "Lulu" my wife asked "Shes my imaginary friend." "Well I have a real sandwich and real hunger and Im going to sit my real bottom down on this real chair," my wife responded. Thats when the revolution began. Little Lady kicked up a fuss, wailing about how her imaginary friends had knocked on the door and how she had let them in and how could Mommy be so cruel as to sit on one of them. "Your imaginary friend can sit on an imaginary chair," my wife finally said. "Nooooooooo..." "Do you want me to leave" my wife asked. "Yes. Go away." And with those words, the kitchen was formally occupied by the rebel insurgent army – one toddler and a handful of her imaginary friends. Editors note. The wailing eventually stopped. I was able to squeeze an apology out of Little Lady. And my wife did return to the kitchen. But Lulu was keeping one sentry eye trained on us. This morning I was taking a business call. Nobody important, just Lady Banker. Yes, the same Lady Banker who technically owns at least half of our home and can at any moment shake the rug and send us tumbling into the winter snow. As I was trying to explain a delicate detail to her, Barney suddenly came blaring through the ear piece. "What!" Lady Banker and I cried in unison. It took me a moment, but it slowly dawned on me that the living room had fallen to the enemy. "Please excuse me a moment. I think this is the work of foreign cannibals breaking through the basement foundation again." I didnt know if Lady Banker would buy my story, but I figured it would buy me some time while she considered it. I rushed to the living room, and there was Little Sister, grinning in the full splendor of her 14 months and holding up the handset. "I was on the phone with Lady Banker, Little Sister. She holds the mortgage to our house, you know." The look on Little Sisters face said it all: "You think thats your biggest problem" I tried a few negotiation tactics, finally trading the handset for a limited edition huggy doll. I returned to the phone. "The rebels are gaining ground, eh" Lady Banker asked. I sighed. It was true. Just yesterday, Little Sister scurried up the back staircase to the second floor. She had been playing right beside me, and I was certain she had just headed in the other direction to where her big sister was holding her mother hostage the living room. But I had to make sure. I peaked my head around the corner toward the back staircase. Nobody. Then I saw it. Her little blankie lying at the foot of the stairs. I heard a thump above, and Little Sisters lifeless body flashed before my eyes where the blankie lay. I raced to the staircase, up the stairs and around the corner. There she stood, grinning at me with her "You think thats your biggest problem" expression again. The revolution is gaining momentum. They hold the kitchen. They won the living room. Now they have a toehold on the upstairs landing. It wont be long until the toddlers and their imaginary friends have overrun the house and declared it a free country. Bedtimes will be banned and candy will be the national currency. When they leave home, Ill need more than a five-year cruise to de-stress. Maybe ten years will be enough.
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